They are. Vegetables are from Venus. Just when I thought that I was loosing my mind, ya know, from not having any meat in the last 6 days--one read reaffirmed my decision.
Read this:
I wonder what a date with a Maasai warrior would be like?
Saturday night at THE BIG COW
Masaai Warrior: Taste this.
Virgin: Wait, is that O Positive or AB Negative?
(stops at two sips; at the end of the date MW asks "Are you going to finish that?"
Virgin says "No, would you like to finish it for me?" He's in love. She's hungry? Typical date:)
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